Friday, August 19, 2005

Crap Week

...but especially crappy yesterday. I went into school yesterday. Do I want to go into school yet? No. It wasn't a good thing because, dear friends, it was awful. I had to get a "sub key" because it's too early to get a real key. I politely asked the secretary what my classroom number is, and to hell if she knows. Finally, and begrudgingly, she opened a notebook and told me 119. 119 is CRAP. And backwards, it's 911. That cannot be a good sign. It might as well be 666. There are tables everywhere, some of them turned over on their side. Speaking of over on their side, there are 3 HUGE flat files on their sides... too heavy to push over, but junk cascading onto the floor. Files that don't belong to me or the previous teacher, but to the teacher NEXT DOOR. Nothing is labeled, and everything is dirty. My mother-in-law taught me the word "catastrophizer." I'm trying my very best not to be one. But mostly I want to FREAK RIGHT OUT. In the midst of my anguish, one morsel of school-workings 101 came back to me... The custodians really rule the school. On Monday, I'm bringing in some home-made cookies and I'm not going for the "sub key". I'm going for the masters of all the keys.

In other news, I finished Harry Potter 6 yesterday. I laughed and cried and begged for more.

In other, other news, next Thursday night is our anniversary! Unemployed Ladies Club, I've earned no points with you so far, and it's not looking so good.


Messica said...

suck, suck and more suck. the school situation is NOT COOL. have you taught there before, or is this a new gig where they think you deserve only their leftover shite?

and more suck! happy anniversary but the ULC will miss you at the "houseparty". it may be more like "three girls, bottle of wine, will travel." oh well.

Julie said...

Definitely leftover shite.

Beth said...

If you need help with your classroom and want a grunt to order around and help you clean/organize... I am available on Tue-Thu this week. Let me know. I can take orders well and would love to help! =)

LA said... aren't going to make it to the ULL! :( Anniversaries are good things to honor, so I hope you guys make it super special and enjoy a nice evening somewhere swankee together.

I'm sorry your first week at your new school sounds like a suckfest.

Re: The Room Number. Ok, I like to take all of the digits and add them up - like 1+1+9=11 and 11 is my most favorite number in the entire world.
Here are some numerology fast facts for you:

"Eleven is a higher octave of the number two and is considered to be a master number (the second master number being 22). 11 is considered the path of spiritual awareness and knowledge beyond the grasp of others. It carries psychic vibrations and has an equal balance of masculine and feminine properties. It is also related to open-mindedness, intuition, idealism, and visions. Because eleven contains many gifts such as psychic awareness and a keen sense of sensitivity, it also has negative effects such as treachery and betrayal from secret enemies."

BUT if you add the number 11 (1+1) = 2 that's even better!! This is wht numerology says about the number 2:

"Two relates to partnerships and interaction with others. Individual achievements are not realistic because accomplishments are best realized through co-operation and teamwork. Two is paramount in the formation of life because in this world we have two genders who couple to propagate the earth. One-to-one relationships are prominent because it symbolizes two people becoming close through intimate contact. Two is feminine, intuitive, and corresponds with our protective instincts."

I think your room number will be nothing but good luck and creative genius. This year is going to be good!

Ugly Juice said...

Ugggggg....sorry to hear about all this crap!!! And I'm sorry you'll be missing ULS again! You're turning into a snob now that you're starting your job again, and our unemployed selves aren't good enough for you...*sniff*