Monday, March 27, 2006

1. I just found bloglines. Oh my gosh, reading my smut just got way more efficient. If you're a subscriber, I'm a subscriber now too.
2. Have you ever used Neutrogena's Lash Tint? Wonder Product of the Friggin' Year. There are two reasons why I hate regular mascara. A) While I have dry skin, I somehow manage to have oily eyelids that make me blink the black off of my lashes and on to my under eye proximity. Coon eyes. B) While I consider myself to be quite artistic, I totally lack the luster of wearing mascara without looking like Tammy Faye. I'm a clumper. While those of you with dark lashes are clucking to yourselves, "who cares, just go without..." I want you to know that I oftentimes do go without, and those are the days when people ask me why I look so sick/tired/weird/pasty/bloated/off. The lash tint solves all of these problems and more. All for under $6.
3. I have VPLs with the black yoga pants that I wear to the gym. Thongs do NOT improve the situation because when my shirt rides up and my pants ride down (even a little) there lies the tell-tale T hanging out for the world to see. Any suggestions?
4. Last night I dreamt that I had really long nails that were breaking off. I have super short nails in real life. Anyone with a dream book got an interpretation for me?
5. Only 50 more days of school this year. Ahem, not that I'm counting or anything. My students were especially charming today, and we're doing cool projects right now (like linoleum printing), so it's especially fun. Still, I do long for days spent in the sun-- when I can wake up at a natural time and not have to worry about being asleep by 10, which makes me feel like a complete LAME-O.

8 comments:

Ugly Juice said...

I've been using Bloglines for awhile, and subscribe to waaaaay too many blogs. It occupies a lot of my time...

I have a major problem finding a mascara that doesn't flake out and collect under my eyes. I use Trucco, available at Revamp salon.

hoLynn said...

ooooo... does this mean the unemployed/semi-unemployed ladies meetings will soon be happening again?? sweet... this summer i can actually partake!

Rebecca said...

As for the VPL's... I suggest just not wearing underwear under the tight yoga pants. And I just found out that when the pants go too low and the thong shows... it's called whale tale. I don't much like it, but that's what the kids are saying.
The dream can be interpreted at dreammoods.com I go there for all my interpretation needs. :) Really I do and I am a little embarrassed, but it's been right on mostly ...

And, I leave tonight for CA, but we should talk.. cute John G. (who we ran into at the bar on Friday) rode bikes with me this weekend. I have a crush. and now the world knows :)

emily said...

i don't know what VPL's are. i wonder if i have them..... maybe i'm better off not knowing.

i also kind of like clumpy mascara. i think it looks hot and bedroom-y.

hoLynn said...

Visible Pantie Lines

LA said...

I gotta get me some bloglines when my 'puter comes home. Good luck with no VPL and anything spandex infused. In the past, I found nothing worked for that.

emily said...

why not just go for it with the VPL's and stencil Underalls on your butt.

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